On Getting Older

Ok, so I have to admit I’m growing older. Finally.

It’s been coming for a while now but it’s the last few signs that really put it in perspective for me. Here’s a list of things that tell me I’m older:

  1. Started putting my seat-belt on AFTER I’ve started driving
  2. Developed a taste for black coffee
  3. Stopped using the indicator in the car (Screw ’em, they’ll work it out, and besides I’m not committing to this lane just yet youngster!)
  4. Become addicted to Sparkling Mineral Water (just bought a Sodastream knock off)
  5. Buying knock offs
  6. Listening exclusively to news radio stations (although that could just be the over saturation of classic rock here in LA)
  7. I have a comb-over haircut (it’s a fine line between hipster and hip replacement)
  8. I’m taking my own food to restaurants

I’m sure there’s more but I have to go get angry about the rubbish bins…