Ok, so I have to admit I’m growing older. Finally.
It’s been coming for a while now but it’s the last few signs that really put it in perspective for me. Here’s a list of things that tell me I’m older:
- Started putting my seat-belt on AFTER I’ve started driving
- Developed a taste for black coffee
- Stopped using the indicator in the car (Screw ’em, they’ll work it out, and besides I’m not committing to this lane just yet youngster!)
- Become addicted to Sparkling Mineral Water (just bought a Sodastream knock off)
- Buying knock offs
- Listening exclusively to news radio stations (although that could just be the over saturation of classic rock here in LA)
- I have a comb-over haircut (it’s a fine line between hipster and hip replacement)
- I’m taking my own food to restaurants
I’m sure there’s more but I have to go get angry about the rubbish bins…